i'd hit that... with my car.

Is… this thing on?

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me, Younger, Naive: …I just don’t like the term “partner.” He’s my boyfriend or husband. We’re gay, not cowboys in a spaghetti western.

Me, Now, 31, On My 15th Sarsaparilla: YYYYEEEEEHHHAAWWWWW! THIS IS MA PARDNER! WE’RE GAY AND COWBOYS! GAY COWBOYS, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER COWBOY IN HISTORY!

(via weirdwiring)

shitthehousessay:

“But ‘just friends’ don’t look at each other like that.”

— Hufflepuff about Slytherin and Ravenclaw

(via weirdwiring)

nest:

nest:

cant explain how badly i want to become a hairy man who is childless but distinctly dadlike in appearance and wears a lot of jorts 

my gender dysphoria at age 16: ooooogh i wish i was a sexy twinky pretty boy with pouty lips and pastel hair

my gender dysphoria now: i just want to look like i own a backyard grill

(via felcrystals-moved)

palebabyfemme:

garashirs:

@ my fellow gays, use this generator i made to find out what kind of weapon you’re best off wielding on the battlefield!

lightsaber femme. correct

(via felcrystals-moved)

filthy-rat:

when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts

(via zombielynx21-deactivated2018121)

braixxen:

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

(via felcrystals-moved)

urbancatfitters:

me: *fucks up my sleep cycle*

my psychiatrist, whacking me with a stick: the! base! treatment! for! mood! disorders! is! a! regular! sleep! schedule!

(via weirdwiring)

buzzfeed:

foreverinprinxietyhell:

cityofbone:

since my gay ass loves space, i decided to take this buzzfeed quiz that determines which planet matches your personality. tag your results and zodiac sign. i’m a gemini and i got venus!

Scorpio and Neptune

leo + venus

(via zeico)